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. >> i put on a fake beard and tried begging in new york city. >> you ready to freeload? >> stephen: nothing says objective journalism like, are you ready to freeload? (laughter) and that day, folk, johns to el learned what we already knew, when people look at him, they're filled with pitty. (laughter) jim. >> i hit the street and started begs. >> you can help me, ma'am. people gave me money. they gave me money when my cardboard sign said homeless and cold. >> i just begged for an hour but i did well. if i did this for an eight hour day i would have made 90 bucks, 23,000 for a year. tax-free. >> 11 bucks an hour. i mean make it rain! while, of course, praying that it doesn't rain. nows to el knows we must resist our natural urge to help these big fat fakers. >> are you suggesting that the people who are begging for money on the streets, we should not give them money? >> yes. and it's not i who am suggesting that, the people who work with the homeless say don't give them money. it's a bad thing. are you an enabler, are you enabling their alcohol or their drug habit. far be
. >> i put on a fake beard and tried begging in new york city. >> you ready to freeload? >> stephen: nothing says objective journalism like, are you ready to freeload? (laughter) and that day, folk, johns to el learned what we already knew, when people look at him, they're filled with pitty. (laughter) jim. >> i hit the street and started begs. >> you can help me, ma'am. people gave me money. they gave me money when my cardboard sign said homeless and cold....
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we now have the freedom chip, the one mile long 25 story tall megaship that is more like a floating city than a boat. it would carry up to 50,000 full-time residents. unclear how taxes would work for people there but they said it will not be registered in the united states. so uncle sam would not be able to get to people on that boat. >> stephen: that's right, the freedom ship with all the slick design of an unfinished parking garage. and everything the stateless billionaire tycoon needs to feel at home. banks, casinos, and a 1.7 million square foot international shopping mall. imagine, an enormous mall you never have to leave because you can't. it's up to you, another orange julius or a watery grave. and as for accommodations, freedom ship offers the ultimate in high net worth real estate. for as little as 9.1 million you can reserve a water view ultimate apex room boasting such luxury amenities as carpets, lights, and finished walls. what? finished walls! that's like the hot tub of blocking wind. (laughter) freedom ship is also for your freedom children who will receive the finest scho
we now have the freedom chip, the one mile long 25 story tall megaship that is more like a floating city than a boat. it would carry up to 50,000 full-time residents. unclear how taxes would work for people there but they said it will not be registered in the united states. so uncle sam would not be able to get to people on that boat. >> stephen: that's right, the freedom ship with all the slick design of an unfinished parking garage. and everything the stateless billionaire tycoon needs...
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attack on the defense ministry in yes men, thousands of fast food workers on strike across hundreds of cities in the united states, so we dive right in and read some viewer mail. >> folks, got a big file right here. our first letter tonight comes to us on actual paper. dear stephen, which power is better, flight or invisibility? i am asking for a friend. sincerely, stephen colbert, but not you. that's nice, steven, i recognize my own handwriting. okay, let's settle this one, for once and all, obviously flight and invisibility have big pros and cons. flight, problematic because i am scared of heights, but so is invisibility, because i am scared of people not noticing me. so that's a tie. one point each. now let's talk the economics of the situation. the most recent superman grossed $291 million at the box office but the "lord of the rings" grossed 377 million. clearly, the market says invisibility, not to mention, the invisible hand of the market is invisible. double win for invisibility, two invisible thumbs up. >> now, as long -- [ cheers and applause ] >> stephen: people love the invisibili
attack on the defense ministry in yes men, thousands of fast food workers on strike across hundreds of cities in the united states, so we dive right in and read some viewer mail. >> folks, got a big file right here. our first letter tonight comes to us on actual paper. dear stephen, which power is better, flight or invisibility? i am asking for a friend. sincerely, stephen colbert, but not you. that's nice, steven, i recognize my own handwriting. okay, let's settle this one, for once and...
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>> it was introduced in 1965 at the world's fair right here in new york city. >> stephen: in support of that you are introducing a new 50th anniversary. >> absolutely. >> stephen: of -- there is the 20 -- this is the 2015 mustang. uh wow. [ applause ] >> stephen: my question is, though you still know it is 2013, right? and yet we are looking at the 2015 mustang. >> yes. >> stephen: i assume you have come here to tell me about it in the 2028 ford time machine. does it have a jet pack? >> that is the future. that is the future, yes. >> stephen: we should hope so. >> absolutely. >> stephen: now, speaking of cars of the future, you guys, let's talk about cars of the past and car companies of the past. >> yes. >> stephen: because back in the old auto bailout you are the only zero company that didn't take a bailout. >> right. >> stephen: gm and chrysler had to be bailed out. what is it about ford and one of the reasons i like you guys is that you are capitalists unlike those bolsheviks over at gm and chrysler. comrade! what do you think of those guys sucking on the government teat? >> isn'
>> it was introduced in 1965 at the world's fair right here in new york city. >> stephen: in support of that you are introducing a new 50th anniversary. >> absolutely. >> stephen: of -- there is the 20 -- this is the 2015 mustang. uh wow. [ applause ] >> stephen: my question is, though you still know it is 2013, right? and yet we are looking at the 2015 mustang. >> yes. >> stephen: i assume you have come here to tell me about it in the 2028 ford time...
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the point is he is going to turn this city into a living hell. >> jon: he's not. all he is doing is adding a half percent tax increase on wealthier residents for pre,-k. >> a living hell. new yorkers traveling underground packed together in urine scented sub terrainan sewage trolleys and line up to eat wet tubes of meat dispensed from soviet era metal carts. ew. >> jon: i think you are describing how most people in new york live right now. [ laughter ] >> what about crime, jon? are you ready to go back to running in fear of gangs wearing roller skates. >> jon: that's footage from the warriors. the documentary the warriors by ken burns. >> jon: i'm surprised you are not happier that nanny state bloomberg is leaving with all his laws about where you can smoke and what soda you can buy. >> i drink big soda and smoke where i want. i'm a rich person. here i am at the museum of natural history. >> jon: you are inside -- >> i'm a donor i can pet the taxidermy. >> jon: that's a maternity ward. i was handing out cigars to babies. here i am seeing how the other half live. >
the point is he is going to turn this city into a living hell. >> jon: he's not. all he is doing is adding a half percent tax increase on wealthier residents for pre,-k. >> a living hell. new yorkers traveling underground packed together in urine scented sub terrainan sewage trolleys and line up to eat wet tubes of meat dispensed from soviet era metal carts. ew. >> jon: i think you are describing how most people in new york live right now. [ laughter ] >> what about...
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if you take pictures anywhere the city, i was with my wife. we weren't married then but walk all over the place. every picture we got back there was somebody in the background vomiting. there would be a guy on his hands and knees puking his brains out. >> that was me. >> why did you come with us ? >> i didn't. i was just following you around. >> we were the only people who weren't high. >> okay. >> i can't smoke pot. i get too crazy. i'm sorry. if i could do any drug on the planet except for pot and vicodin. i will go to the hospital the moment i smoke a joint. >> you haven't smoked vicodin. >> they do horrible things to me. i don't know why i'm telling people this. >> 90-year-old man. >> yeah. i can't eat chili anymore. that and vicodin. >> that's true. i can't eat chili. >> you take a prilosec with the vicodin. >> we are old. all of us are old. stephen still has great hair. that's the thing that bothers me. i don't understand what they put in the baldwin's -- >> how is bald in your name? that's the most annoying thing in the world. >> it's w
if you take pictures anywhere the city, i was with my wife. we weren't married then but walk all over the place. every picture we got back there was somebody in the background vomiting. there would be a guy on his hands and knees puking his brains out. >> that was me. >> why did you come with us ? >> i didn't. i was just following you around. >> we were the only people who weren't high. >> okay. >> i can't smoke pot. i get too crazy. i'm sorry. if i could do...
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, and as we think about internationally, citi is there every step of the way. so the end result is you reduce congestion, you reduce pollution and you provide a service to merchants, and that certainly is huge. >>> i heard we had a true hero in the house tonight. and sergeant jackel and his family are here. i thought you guys might like to say thanks to them. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you, kix. i'm dan wallrath. i'm with operation finally home. i'm the president and founder. we build mortgage-free custom homes for our wounded heroes. now, tonight, as kix said, we've got a special guest here. we have sergeant stephen jackel. it would take me half a day to list all the medals that this young man has received. his team run over -- the vehicle he was in, they ran over an ied. stephen lost both his legs in that attack. the vehicle was on fire. and he saved his whole group. this is a real american hero right here. [ applause ] ladies out there, let me tell you, this is a strong woman. [ cheers and applause ] six kids at home, a husband overseas, loses two legs
, and as we think about internationally, citi is there every step of the way. so the end result is you reduce congestion, you reduce pollution and you provide a service to merchants, and that certainly is huge. >>> i heard we had a true hero in the house tonight. and sergeant jackel and his family are here. i thought you guys might like to say thanks to them. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you, kix. i'm dan wallrath. i'm with operation finally home. i'm the president and...
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and all this rebuilding that happened could not have happened without organizations like citi. citi has formed a partnership with our company so that we can take all the lessons from the revitalization of urban america to other cities. so we are now working in chicago and in washington, dc and newark. it's amazing how important safe, affordable housing is to the future of our society. with an ultra-thin coating and fast absorbing advil ion core™ technology, it stops pain before it gets worse. nothing works faster. new fast acting advil. look for it in the white box. [ male announcer ] campbell's homestyle soup with farm grown veggies. just like yours. huh. [ male announcer ] and roasted white meat chicken. just like yours. [ male announcer ] you'll think it's homemade. i love this show. [ male announcer ] try campbell's homestyle soup. >>> uh-oh, there's a lot of people out here. what's going on here? >> just turn. swing right here and park right by this tent. [ cheers and applause ] >> this is awesome. >> let me get his chair. >> congratulations to you. >> thank you. >> it's
and all this rebuilding that happened could not have happened without organizations like citi. citi has formed a partnership with our company so that we can take all the lessons from the revitalization of urban america to other cities. so we are now working in chicago and in washington, dc and newark. it's amazing how important safe, affordable housing is to the future of our society. with an ultra-thin coating and fast absorbing advil ion core™ technology, it stops pain before it gets worse....
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the nation's busiest commuter rail services is disrupted when a train runs off the track in new york city. >> i thought i was going to die, to be honest. i thought, i'm going to die. >>> health care fixed. obama administration says it's worked out most of the bugs from healthcare.gov but warns more work is needed on the troubled website. >>> and drone drop-off? amazon unveils its new plan to deliver your purchase to your doorstep in under an hour. this is the "cbs morning news" for monday, december 2nd, 2013.
the nation's busiest commuter rail services is disrupted when a train runs off the track in new york city. >> i thought i was going to die, to be honest. i thought, i'm going to die. >>> health care fixed. obama administration says it's worked out most of the bugs from healthcare.gov but warns more work is needed on the troubled website. >>> and drone drop-off? amazon unveils its new plan to deliver your purchase to your doorstep in under an hour. this is the "cbs...
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the city know i've heard stories but oklahoma's he's a kind of tells you come in eleven out of bubble and jonas my interest was piqued enough folks tell me what to me. having joined the british only holmes was sent back to germany to find the man who'd run outfits than the tories concentration camp where more than a mini and jesus doses we don't host was among the words criminals of the holocaust times that you track it down. heidi in a pond near the danish border a pleasing as a farm labourer micah and possessing a local phone call from p this is is overseeing the process no no don't panic attack was a foursome back was full it macy's his wedding ring. he says to no posts can be a wedding ring because my great uncle's chum and serena is so often gemini people put their husbands and wives name inside the wedding ring. and coming us is to walk over to my wedding ring off stock. my google says to his sergeant he says could you go to the kitchen. had to go again mike. and thus of t magts can i hand them a dose of realizes that he's serious the hands of the wedding ring and added that his
the city know i've heard stories but oklahoma's he's a kind of tells you come in eleven out of bubble and jonas my interest was piqued enough folks tell me what to me. having joined the british only holmes was sent back to germany to find the man who'd run outfits than the tories concentration camp where more than a mini and jesus doses we don't host was among the words criminals of the holocaust times that you track it down. heidi in a pond near the danish border a pleasing as a farm labourer...
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then thursday, friday, dallas, oklahoma city going to get very dicey. this is what it ookz like now. be careful of the fog, dallas, memphis, all the way to little rock. that will exit and then the cold blast will really encompass much of the middle of the nation. east coast stays pretty warm much of this week, and then the snow will pile up. even denver could see maybe 6 to 12 inches of snow starting tonight into tomorrow. you can see, brian, look at the map. we're 46 today in denver. their high tomorrow is 10. >> wow. >> and it will be snowing hard. so, those are some of the airports to avoid. all this mess comes to the east coast mostly as rain friday, saturday. >> all right. always comes to us on the weekend. bill, thank you very much. >>> coming up at the top of the hour on "morning joe," inside the train derailment that left four commuters dead. the engineer now the center of the investigation and why he says he was going more than 50 miles per hour faster than he was supposed to be going. and when we come back here, we will huddle around the coole
then thursday, friday, dallas, oklahoma city going to get very dicey. this is what it ookz like now. be careful of the fog, dallas, memphis, all the way to little rock. that will exit and then the cold blast will really encompass much of the middle of the nation. east coast stays pretty warm much of this week, and then the snow will pile up. even denver could see maybe 6 to 12 inches of snow starting tonight into tomorrow. you can see, brian, look at the map. we're 46 today in denver. their...
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the crime rate in new york city under his watch went down. we'll keep an eye on that. >> an american teacher in texas has been shot to death in libya. it happened in ben ga gassy. a former principal at the school said the teacher was killed while jogging near his home. no one has claimed responsibility, but we will keep you posted on any developments. >>> brand new numbers on obama care are encouraging, but is it too late for the president's new pr push to work? the dnc chair debbie wasserman schultz joins us next. one could affect sex drive, but not energy or even my mood. that's when i talked with my doctor. he gave me some blood tests... showed it was low t. that's it. it was a number. [ male announcer ] today, men with low t have androgel 1.62% testosterone gel. the #1 prescribed topical testosterone replacement therapy increases testosterone when used daily. women and children should avoid contact with application sites. discontinue androgel and call your doctor if you see unexpected signs of early puberty in a child, or signs in a woman
the crime rate in new york city under his watch went down. we'll keep an eye on that. >> an american teacher in texas has been shot to death in libya. it happened in ben ga gassy. a former principal at the school said the teacher was killed while jogging near his home. no one has claimed responsibility, but we will keep you posted on any developments. >>> brand new numbers on obama care are encouraging, but is it too late for the president's new pr push to work? the dnc chair...
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captioning sponsored by rose communications from our studios in new york city, this is charlie rose. >> rose: mandy patinkin is here. he is an emmy and tony award-winning actor. he is one extraordinary singer. he stars in the showtime series homeland as you know. as you also know his character sal, a cia director and the show some say moral center. here is a look at his performance. >>> saul. saul! >> rose: his iconic role as a spanish wordsman in rob reiner's film the princess bride has gained cult status. >> my name is monday toy avment you killed my father. prepare to die. >> he also a broadway veteran of more than 30 years and interpreter of stephen sondheim. i'm enormously pleased to have mandy patinkin back at this table. welcome. >> thank you, charlie. >> rose: you're just back from australia. >> yes. >> rose: doing what? >> i was doing a series of concerts there with my dear friend nathan gunn, the wonderful, glorious-- glorious opera singer who just started rehearsals today at the met for magic flute. and we did three concerts in australia, sydney, business done-- brisbon, m
captioning sponsored by rose communications from our studios in new york city, this is charlie rose. >> rose: mandy patinkin is here. he is an emmy and tony award-winning actor. he is one extraordinary singer. he stars in the showtime series homeland as you know. as you also know his character sal, a cia director and the show some say moral center. here is a look at his performance. >>> saul. saul! >> rose: his iconic role as a spanish wordsman in rob reiner's film the...
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history made in park city utah. the united states had all three podiums in a world cup world cup bob sled event. el-lana my exercise aja evans took home gold, jaumie grooubel and lol low jones tie toed silver. both of those are track competitors. >> one of the four medals won by jesse owens at the 1936 olympics in berlin sold for $1.46 million - the highest praise paid for a piece of moik memorabil memorabilia, shattering the $865,000 paid for a silver sup won by the winner of the first modern day marathon in 1896. >> still ahead - enter a world beyond your imagination. the cutting edge of computer imagery. >> and it's called over the river, a project with a $20 million price tag, but it has environmental groups power of the people until we restore outraged. >> welcome back to al jazeera america. here is a look at the top stories. >> people across south africa and the world are honouring the legacy of nelson mandela. religious services are being held across the globe to remember one of our greatest leaders. >> incre
history made in park city utah. the united states had all three podiums in a world cup world cup bob sled event. el-lana my exercise aja evans took home gold, jaumie grooubel and lol low jones tie toed silver. both of those are track competitors. >> one of the four medals won by jesse owens at the 1936 olympics in berlin sold for $1.46 million - the highest praise paid for a piece of moik memorabil memorabilia, shattering the $865,000 paid for a silver sup won by the winner of the first...
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and 180 feet below, 21st century citizens look up at washington rising at the center of the city laid down by he and urban planner pierre l'enfant. >> ayers: look how l'enfant laid out this city with these radiating streets-- maryland and pennsylvania and new jersey and delaware. >> pelley: the capitol right in the center... >> ayers: right in the middle. >> pelley: ...and everything proceeds from here. >> ayers: and you put the capitol atop this hill. and that's how you create this iconic symbolism. >> pelley: it was a symbol for the whole nation that the union would endure. now, your job is to make the dome endure. up here, you can see what is hidden from a distance. the dome is falling apart. your guys bring in pieces into the office and say, "hey, boss, here's what i found"? >> ayers: you can see the level of rust behind it that is just eating away at the cast iron. >> pelley: even worse, there are more than 1,300 serious cracks in the dome. architect stephan ayers is starting a massive repair project. he showed us how they'll cover the dome with scaffolding for the next two years
and 180 feet below, 21st century citizens look up at washington rising at the center of the city laid down by he and urban planner pierre l'enfant. >> ayers: look how l'enfant laid out this city with these radiating streets-- maryland and pennsylvania and new jersey and delaware. >> pelley: the capitol right in the center... >> ayers: right in the middle. >> pelley: ...and everything proceeds from here. >> ayers: and you put the capitol atop this hill. and that's...
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upper 50s for daly city. the 7 day around the bay shows that will hold on to sunshine but wednesday through friday, take a look at the temperatures. the warmest spots won't give up to the low 50's. morning lows will be in the mid to upper 20s. we're talking perhaps three to four consecutive days of temperatures well below the freezing mark. the national weather system has been talked about a freeze warning. >> we will hold a want to sunshine as we wrap up the week. is 5:17 a.m.. >> i am not the only one that thinks it is a little foggy at the bay bridge. the chp have requested a fog advisory for the east end of the bridge. by mid span and on the san francisco side you should have a clear ride. we are thankfully delay free for the trip on the new eastern span and the upper deck. 92, the san mateo bridge is a good ride and problem free for the commute on highway 92. >> in the east bay the ride is looking good on interstate 80 in the westbound direction with a problem free, san ramon, westbound 580 is looking go
upper 50s for daly city. the 7 day around the bay shows that will hold on to sunshine but wednesday through friday, take a look at the temperatures. the warmest spots won't give up to the low 50's. morning lows will be in the mid to upper 20s. we're talking perhaps three to four consecutive days of temperatures well below the freezing mark. the national weather system has been talked about a freeze warning. >> we will hold a want to sunshine as we wrap up the week. is 5:17 a.m.. >>...
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to light the tallest tree in the city. the event is hosted by vornado realty trust and benefits the u-c-s-f medical center and the benioff children's hospital. >> some people are very excited about the prospect.others saying stay away. on tuesday the chairman of the u.s. olympic committee said "it is our intention to bid" for the 2024 olympics. if a number of criteria are met. san francsiso is one of the cities being considered.along with los angeles, san diego, philadelphia, boston, washington dc and dallas. the olympic committee chairman saying a lot of things still have to fall into place for the u-s to bid on the 2024 games.but the federation is very focused on the chance to host. among the issues being worked out. finding the right message, technical plan, leader, financial support and governmental line >> five former members of the kansas city chiefs are suing the team over head injuries they suffered while playing. chris martin was a linebacker between 1988- 1992. he claims the chiefs knew about the dangers of concu
to light the tallest tree in the city. the event is hosted by vornado realty trust and benefits the u-c-s-f medical center and the benioff children's hospital. >> some people are very excited about the prospect.others saying stay away. on tuesday the chairman of the u.s. olympic committee said "it is our intention to bid" for the 2024 olympics. if a number of criteria are met. san francsiso is one of the cities being considered.along with los angeles, san diego, philadelphia,...
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and the city needs help. whether it will come in a reorganization basis or he sends them back to the bargaining table, we'll get that to you as soon as we know. >> when we come back, apple getting a pop today, the firm saying they are the poster child for the better before cheaper companies. ♪ [ bell ringing, applause ] five tech stocks with more than a 10%... change in after-market trading. ♪ all the tech stocks with a market cap... of at least 50 billion... are up on the day. 12 low-volume stocks... breaking into 52-week highs. six upcoming earnings plays... that recently gapped up. [ male announcer ] now the world is your trading floor. get real-time market scanning wherever you are with the mobile trader app. from td ameritrade. yep. got all the cozies. [ grandma ] with new fedex one rate, i could fill a box and ship it for one flat rate. so i knit until it was full. you'd be crazy not to. is that nana? [ male announcer ] fedex one rate. simple, flat rate shipping with the reliability of fedex. ♪ [
and the city needs help. whether it will come in a reorganization basis or he sends them back to the bargaining table, we'll get that to you as soon as we know. >> when we come back, apple getting a pop today, the firm saying they are the poster child for the better before cheaper companies. ♪ [ bell ringing, applause ] five tech stocks with more than a 10%... change in after-market trading. ♪ all the tech stocks with a market cap... of at least 50 billion... are up on the day. 12...
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, and as we think about internationally, citi is there every step of the way. so the end result is you reduce congestion, you reduce pollution and you provide a service to merchants, and that certainly is huge. >>> "squawk" sports news this morning. jayne wells sitting down with kobe bryant. really? in person? >> really. in person. like we were this close. and we broke some news last night, joe, on twitter. laker fans were hoping kobe would be back on the court after eight months this friday. he told me, nope, not yet, the achilles tendon is fine but you get the 18-year nagging injuries kicking in. when he does return, he'll wear this new $225 boot, i mean shoe. they let me borrow this for 12 hours. and the reaction on twitter is extreme. people either love it or hate it. >> high top. >> high, high top. >> yep. kobe bryant's return to the high tops says he was inspired by the boxing shoes manny pacquiao wears. he says the shoe was on the drawing board long before he hurt his ankle. but this is flexible top and a big gamble. because for the first time nike is us
, and as we think about internationally, citi is there every step of the way. so the end result is you reduce congestion, you reduce pollution and you provide a service to merchants, and that certainly is huge. >>> "squawk" sports news this morning. jayne wells sitting down with kobe bryant. really? in person? >> really. in person. like we were this close. and we broke some news last night, joe, on twitter. laker fans were hoping kobe would be back on the court after...